| Photo | Thomas' Written Caption | Elliot's Comment | Thomas' Audio Comment | Date Submitted |
 | Motivation is all over de place | Can't quite read this. Looks depressing though. | None. | 12 Nov 2003 |
 | One o many staircases | It's a staircase, though it's hard to tell. Looks Tall. | None. | 12 Nov 2003 |
 | Part o Field | Looks like a nice campus. | Yeah, that's... that's part of the field. | 12 Nov 2003 |
 | None. | Right. | There's no reason to really include this, I just thought it'd be interesting for you to see. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Mecca | I'm as lost as you are. | Oh dear God, they make good hot dogs. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Mecca inside | Apparently he really likes this hot dog place. | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Chicago-main area | He said he spends a lot of time in trains. | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Metra inside | Inside a train he describes as something like "like the metro but not smelling like dead people." | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Metra | Another shot of that train. | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | A random courtyard | I think this is at his school. | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Almost every room is donated | Um. Yup. | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Sci atrium 2 | I odn't know what this is. | There are, uh, two floors. This is the second floor. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Sci atrium 1 | Looks pretty. | No is complete without... an atrium. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Number of floors. | Your guess is as good as mine. | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | None. | Ah. This is what he was talking about when he said "motiviation." | *static* | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | Inspiration | How... cheerful. | None. | 13 Nov 2003 |
 | None. | Erm. | This is second floor... it leads to the main... metro area. | 14 Nov 2003 |
 | Metra station | Yep. It's Chicago alright. A metro station, moreover. | None. | 14 Nov 2003 |
 | Cafeteria | Looks a lot bigger than ours. | None. | 14 Nov 2003 |
 | Stndrd clasroom | Looks like our classrooms. | The ah... these seats... blow. | 14 Nov 2003 |
 | Computer from compterlab | Can't see what's on the screen. They look okay though. | *static* | 14 Nov 2003 |
 | Standard Hallway | Yep. It's a hall. And, it's standard. | None. | 14 Nov 2003 |
 | Food of the gods | Looks like a hot dog. | Yeah, this is a double dog, it tastes... a boatload better than it looks... yeee... and it's only two bucks. | 16 Nov 2003 |
 | Compter Building | These are the guts of his new box. | Yeah, this is me, building my computer, I'm almost done, and hopefully I didn't blow out any of the components. | 16 Nov 2003 |
 | Coach hus | This is where he's staying. It's like a guest house or something. | Yeah, this is where I'm staying right now. It's called a "coach house." | 17 Nov 2003 |
 | Metro poster | I think this is more interesting when it's not blurry. | None. | 17 Nov 2003 |
 | None. | It's a subway. Unfortunetly, I lost this photo. | This is the metro red line. It looks like a public outhouse, but don't let that fool you, because it smells like dead people. | 17 Nov 2003 |
 | Unity temple | Looks like the Embassy of Atlantis. "Unity Temple" sounds very ominous, dontcha think? | No, I didn't skip anything, that's exactly how great it looks. | 17 Nov 2003 |
 | Library | Yes. | Yeah, I know it's... hard to read... but the sign says "Oak Park Public Library." | 19 Nov 2003 |
 | Locker | We had lockers like this at Barrie. | All the open space is space that is mine. | 19 Nov 2003 |
 | Backpack | Yep. It's a backpack. | This is my new backpack. The old hiking backback was too big and weight roughly a billion pounds more. | 19 Nov 2003 |
 | Metro | A train! YAY! | This is Metro, not Metra. Difference? This smells like dead people and (unintellegable) like a public restaurant. | 19 Nov 2003 |
 | Huck 'nobody likes me' finn | Oh noooooooo | It's baaack... and it's being taught EXACTLY like Mr. Vaile. | 23 Nov 2003 |
 | Spiration | I think he sent us another photo of this... | *static* | 23 Nov 2003 |
 | Cs | Looks like he's at it again... I still don't like CS. | The addiction resurfaces... | 23 Nov 2003 |
 | Screenz | An internet cafe. | They have a whole lot of (inaudable, trails off) | 23 Nov 2003 |
 | Gaming area | Oooh! Pretty computers! | They have games like Warcfat III, StarCraft, Battlefield 1942, and, of course, the most important of all, Counterstrike. | 23 Nov 2003 |
 | Screenz cafe lit. | A nifty gaming/internet cafe. | And there's a food court, which means that you don't ever have to leave. | 23 Nov 2003 |
 | Deli | I like deli food. | It's like six bucks a sandwitch, but man they got a good Reuben. | 24 Nov 2003 |
 | Cousins tv room | OMG WTF SI TAHT BRIET BOX O DETH???????/// | *mumuring noises* *crickets* (I don't make this shit up, folks! -E) | 24 Nov 2003 |
 | Cuz huse | I don't have a comment, so I'm going to laught at his spelling. HAHAHAHAHAHA you spelled "house" wrong! | Where the ah, wood begins, is where (sounds like: we can meet) an expansion. | 24 Nov 2003 |
 | Nes, cuzin's | I wonder if it works. He probably told me in his comment. | *static* | 24 Nov 2003 |
 | Patrick | Blurry! AARGH! | None. | 24 Nov 2003 |
 | Cuz pool table | Is there a GUN on the pool table or... wait, no, nevermind. | None. | 24 Nov 2003 |
 | Uncle todd | Yes. That's his uncle. I think. | None. | 30 Nov 2003 |
 | Yo con un sombrero | Nice hat. | And this is what's like to shop in, uh, Cincannati | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Statue | EVIL! | *donning terrible Italian accent* Hey, it's-a-me-a, Mario! | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Da best gauge | Heh. | If you can't see what that says, it says "Bullcrapium Capacitator." | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Grocery-Penguin | Pengunin! | Every grocery store carrying international foods and treats should have a penguin. | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Fire | Ominous... | This product CLAIMS to be a soft drink. | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Fire-top | I think it's top of the same can. | Well, it's hard to see, but there's instructions in Japanese explaining how to open up the bottle. [despite the fact that it's a can, apparently -E] | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Peta | Heh. | Explain the deep political and ethical ramifications of this shirt... wait, don't. | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | I am a proud member | Mmm... animals. | None. | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Sa movie | HAHAHAHA it's so funny. But what is "Sa"? | WHY?? WHY DOES THIS EXIST? And the back claims it has "more, extra, previously unseen scenes"!!! | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Why? | I don't know. | WHY? Why? And all three of these films are on DVD with "new, extra features." | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Lazor musian | Wow, he sure can't spell "Laser Mission." | WHY? And all three of these films are in ONE STORE. What does that say about other films, like "Snake Eater" and "Black Cobra"? | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Comp | *"2001: A Space Oddessy" Theme* | Finally FIXED! | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Comp screen | Heh. He got it to work. | The only things I have installed are Halo, the thing that came with Halo, and the Recycle Bin... ooh, I love my new computer. | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | School | Looks a puppet stage... | It might be hard to see, but that's my new school's stage taken from the SECOND FLOOR BALCONY! | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Odd.. | Zarnewiecki - "Mis Pantelones Son Enfuego!" | I know this may be very, very, very hard to read but it says "Mis pantalones son enfuego!" And I thought we were the only ones. | 13 Dec 2003 |
 | Mmmm... | Did you know that God forbids you from eating shellfish? It's true. It's right there in Exodus. | Mmmm... crab... and the wonderful, wonderful irony. | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | House | Yay! A house! | This is where I'm going to live... yeah... | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | Bed | Okay! | My room in the coach house... maaan, I keep it reeeal neat and tidy... | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | MW-3 | Is he playing Mario World 3? | Princess, you don't know how true that is. Oh, the memories. Oh, the memories. | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | Christmas | Jingle Bells and all that. | Aaah, nothing says 'Christmas' like a random amalgamation of objects. | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | Kahlua | It's a little difficult to see, but there's a woman turning into a tiger-thing. | This ad for Kahlua is, quote, 'unleash it.' Is this the most blatanly furry ad or what? | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | Globe | Nifty. | This giant model replica of the Earth spins correctly on the Earth's axis. This is home appliance store -- whose home appliances are these? | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | Snow storm n chicago | Through the blinding snow we go... | Let's play a game -- find the city of Chicago in this picture! Give up? We don't know where it is either! | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | Atkin burger | (IT HAS NO BUN!) | This burger meets with all the basic guidelines of the Atkins diet -- guess why? If you can't see why, I'd have to beat you. | 30 Jan 2004 |
 | P... BattleRocket | Spell "Phallic." | This product is called 'rocket,' and the top pops off so you can drink it. But I'd like you to take at least one guess to what the marketing team's, you know, plan was for this. | 13 Mar 2004 |
 | Shamtastic | SHAM! | Stupid Europeans and their tricky (incomprehensable) | 13 Mar 2004 |
 | Whats a wint? | The irony does not fail to escape me. | No Kraft Foods, that's not a legitimate shortening of English words. Looks you fail English for dummies again. | 13 Mar 2004 |
 | Cactus Shot-Glass | It's a cactus shot glass. The explaination is probably in the sound bit. | Memo unable to be played. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Penguin Idol | ZOMG | At the aquarium, people think that this would help children know (phy-boats?) and understand penguins -- but this thing is like seven or eight feet tall. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Block | Er. | You know those pictures we had to do in art where there's like, that vanishing point? Yeah, this is my block, imagine walking down it every day. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Sears Tower | I don't know what part of the Sears Tower this is. | (static) This is a about five-point space. Anyone getting crushed back -- like -- erg crushback around here -- | 31 May 2004 |
 | Pig? | I don't eat pigs, but that looks disgusting. | According to the sign, this apparently, somehow part of a pig. (pause) Yeah. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Meattastical | Feeling arteries clog by just looking at it. | This is just one of two meat displays, not including the deli counter, from Bobak's. God bless eastern Europe. | 31 May 2004 |
 | OMGWTF Poland? | This is in the Polish market Bobak's. | See that AK-47-esque bottle? Yeah. That contains pure vodka and the brand name -- "Sniper." | 31 May 2004 |
 | Bobak's mascot | Oink, dammit. | (in some bizarre affection of the voice) Hey hey hey kids, when you want to eat an animal, remember, eat me! | 31 May 2004 |
 | Curse you Erg | Erg? | (another voice in the background) olect it! (Thomas)This is what I stare at for fifty minutes a day. Crew is fun! | 31 May 2004 |
 | Americas youth | Heh. | (Howling in the background) It's really hard to see in this image, but that sort of weird, like, white protrusion off of that girl's head in the back? Yeah, that's a roll of tinfoil. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Its what it says | | All the fun of an amusement park with the added bonus of creepy dogs. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Warcraft | Mmm... pointless board game tie-ins. | Yeah, this is Warcraft, the board game: the first version of Warcraft in which you don't get raped every single time you play a random game. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Triumph of McDonalds | Is his cellphone unable to produce apostrophes? | This is first of a two-piece set of artwork located in McDonald's. It's amazingly pretty, but also amazingly blatant advertising. | 31 May 2004 |
 | Stupid art | I actually laughed when I saw this. | These are lawn umbrellas hanging from the rafters at a show about flowers like tulips and daisies. What is wrong with art? | 31 May 2004 |